These Crabby Road cartoons were emailed to me and I couldn't resist. Here's to Fun Friday, and a Halloween Fun Friday at that!
Breaking the Silence
6 days ago
A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole lot of nothing at all ...
"professional paranormal investigations and eliminations service."They start using an old firehouse as their headquarters, a 1959 Cadillac Miller-Meteor Ambulance dubbed "Ecto-1" as transport, and hire Janine Melnitz (Annie Potts) as a receptionist.
The next time you hear a politician use the work 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicans' spending YOUR tax money.
-A billion seconds ago, it was 1959.
-A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive.
-A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
-A billion days ago, no one walked on earth on two feet.
-A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
For another prospective, LA Senator, Mary Landrieu asked Congress for 250 billion dollars to rebuild New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina. Interesting number, but what does it mean?
-If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman and child) you each get $516,528.
-Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787.
-Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.00
Now, take a look at all the taxes we have to pay: Accounts Receivable, Building Permit, CDL License, Cigarette, Corporate Income, Dog License, Federal Income Tax, Federal Unemployment, Fishing License, Food License, Fuel Permit, Gasoline, Hunting License, Inheritance Tax, Inventory, IRS Interest Charges, IRS Penalties, Liquor Tax, Luxury Tax, Marriage License, Medicare, Property Real Estate, Service Charge, Social Security Tax, Road Usage, Sales Tax, Recreational Vehicle, School, State Income, State Unemployment, Telephone Federal Excise, Telephone State and Local, Utility Tax, Vehicle License Registration, Vehicle Sales, Watercraft Registration, Well Permit and Workers Compensation.
Just think, not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had no national debt. We had the largest middle class in the World. And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Dr. Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby Normal.
Dr. Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
[shakes and grabs him]
Dr. Frankenstein: IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?
I'm passing sleeping cities
Fading by degrees
Not believing all I see to be so
I'm flyin' over backyards
Country homes and ranches
Watching life between the branches below
And it's hard to say
Who you are these days
But you run on anyway
Don't you baby?
You keep running for another place
To find that saving grace
I'm moving on alone over ground that no one owns
Past statues that atone for my sins
There's a guard on every door
And a drink on every floor
Overflowing with a thousand amens
And it's hard to say
Who you are these days
But you run on anyway
Don't you baby?
You keep running for another place
To find that saving grace
Don't you baby?
You're rolling up the carpet
Of your father's two-room mansion
No headroom for expansion no more
And there's a corner of the floor
They're telling you is yours
You're confident but not really sure
And it's hard to say
Who you are these days
But you run on anyway
Don't you baby?
You keep running for another place
To find that saving grace
Don't you baby?
You keep running for another place
To find that saving grace
Don't you baby?
"You're an original, that's what you are!"
"It be somethin' to do."